WELCOME

Welcome to a special edition of The Abiding Times. Yeah, we said we were rolling it out on 4/20 (and we will), but we’re REALLY FUCKING BORED being stuck in the house and working remotely. So, we put together a few things that we hope will make you say, "that’s fucking interesting, man."

PLEASE ... TELL WALTER

More than anything, we need to grow so we can sell a few ads and keep The Abiding Tmes alive. So, here are 3 things you can do to help:

    1. Please post something on social media letting your Achiever/Dudeist fiends know … if you’re one to write letters, you’ll find our mailing address on our web page: The Abiding Times exists.

    2. Forward this page to a friend, telling them to get their own fucking subscription.

    3. If you have the baksheesh, we’re not too proud to accept your donations or advertising dollars.

OUR COMMITMENT TO YOU

To address some concerns of a handful of fucks down at the Reddit r/dudeist office (the majority of them are very cool); we are committed to making sure you never receive any non-Lebowski-related emails or letters. If someone wants to reach you via email, they can advertise in our newsletter and if they want to send mail you, I assure you it will be 100% Lebowski related. We will not shake your trust in us by selling your information. That’s just a dick move.

ON WITH THE SHOW

So, here are a few things to keep you entertained while trapped inside. We appreciate any, and all, feedback. Please post your praiseo on our Facebook page... critiques or complaints? . If you’re one to write letters, you’ll find our mailing address on our web page.

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