Well, Dave, I hope you didn’t bet against that possibility, because he’s right. You know there are already two women in the room where Uli was going to “fix the cable.” But, at the end of the scene we get to see, he shouts, “Helga, bring my tools.” You even get to hear a distant, female voice shout, “ok!” So, you know he has an assistant to help him pull his coax.

Side note, the girl drying herself off in Logjammin’ (Sherry) is played by real-life porn star, Asia Carrera (real name, Jessica Steinhauser), who starred in 263 adult entertainment films. In addition to having the prerequisite silicone implants, she also has something unexpected… a membership to Mensa (Mensa is an exclusive society for people with high IQs.

They have members in 100 countries around the world).

When she was 13, Carrera, the daughter of a German father and a Japanese mother was already playing piano in Carnegie Hall. She ran away from home as a teenager because of her demanding parents. By age 17, she was homeless. Carrera studied Japanese language and Economics at Rutgers University in New Jersey. To afford school, she turned to stripping.

After becoming one of New Jersey's best-paid exotic dancers, and never wanting to live on the street again, she moved to Los Angeles to join the porn biz. A mutual friend introduced her to a director who instantly put her in one of his feature films.

Asia has retired from making adult movies and only returns to do the occasional big-budget flick. In 2016, she got pulled over for drunk driving. The driver license she pulled out of her wallet had a unique photo on it; a picture of her with a metal pasta strainer on her head.

Carerra is a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and a metal pasta strainer is the official headgear of “Pastafarians.”

Anyway, condolences man. Time to pay up!

Scoop Diehl

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